Using One Word For Each Of The Letters “e-s-p-n”, Say Something Derogatory About The Duke Blue Devils?

I’m a Senior at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, and I want to make a sign for the upcoming basketball game versus Duke (televised on ESPN). I need something creative!!!!
It could involve the words Duke, Tar Heels, Blue Devils, UNC, Dean Dome, Chapel Hill or whatever else you can come up with.
I always select the best answer. Thanks!